Kissing Teen

Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.

We would not number on our list of friends the creep who locks all the bathroom doors at a beer party.

Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in — - and lost his car.

Businessman : How is your typing speed coming along, Miss Smith? Miss Smith: Oh fine thank you sir now i can make twenty mistakes a minute.

On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom’s left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital. “Mother,” she sobbed, “My husband has only one foot.” The mother, trying to console her daughter said, “That’s alright dear, your father has only six inches.”

The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful that people think you married her only for her beauty. And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy that people think you married her only for her money/a>. And The Ideal Wife should be gentle, but not so gentle that she can’t suck a tennis ball through a fifty-foot garden hose.

= A straight line is the shortest distance between a baby and anything breakable.

“You should be ashamed,” the father told his son, “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school.” “Really?” the kid said. “Well when he was your age, he was president.”

“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money.”

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink coat, she got one, and now she can’t button it up.

Sometime in january this year…. Moscow — A thief who fancied an attractive fur hat on the head of a passer-by got more than he bargained for when he tried to snatch it. The fur collar of the victim’s coat turned out to be a Siamese cat, which sunk its jaws and claws into the thief, who quickly turned tail, the local paper Vologodskiy Novosti (quite a mouthful, eh?;) ) said in Vologda in north-east Russia. “There is no animal more frightening than a cat, especially on it’s master’s shoulders,” the paper noted. The cat’s owner had taken his pet on his walk as added protection against the freezing weather. for more pics and videos Dangerous Dongs

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VIBRATOR — a slot machine.

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A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket and then the blind man takes his dog by the collar and starts to swing him around over his head, knocking things off the shelves. The manager comes up to the blind man and asks “excuse me sir, can I help you?” the blind man answers “no thanks, I’m just looking around”.

Holly came over to do a little sun bathing with me. I hadn’t planned on it, but I just couldn’t keep my hands off her. Her tits are so big and round they made me wet just being next to her. I had her out of that bikini top in no time. Then, to our surprise, Van and Marco showed up with some dick for us. see more at flower tucci

It was another beautiful day to get rediculously oiled up and lay out in the sun. We were waiting for some county workers to check out the house for earthquake damage, so we started shaking our asses to see if we could bring the house down. They finally came after we were super wet and slippery. They needed to check out the cracks around the house, so we bent over for them.see more at flower tucci

Last night I was in a rare tender mood. I made love to my wife and afterward held her close. “I love you terribly,” I whispered. “You certainly do,” was her reply.

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Hey guys, this week we have a gorgeous girl. She is Veronika Raquel, who has a princess face and a hot top model body. Her tits are wonderful and her ass is fucking huge. She came into the room and she gave me a fucking amazing tugjob, rubbing my hard cock with her soft hand while she touch her pussy with the other hand. Come and Enjoy it.

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